Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 1st now

👉 In the vast universe of comedy, "1st Now" is a term that has taken on a life of its own. Imagine you're standing on a bridge, and suddenly you realize what just happened - 10 seconds ago, you were standing at the top of the tallest building in New York City.

You reach for your phone, but as soon as you touch it, the screen flickers to show that you've been called into some kind of emergency meeting. You know exactly where you're supposed to go next - the lobby of the White House. But when you get there, you find out that you haven't actually gone anywhere: you've just passed through a "1st Now" checkpoint in the middle of your routine commute from work to home. Now imagine the feeling of being stuck at the airport for 24 hours, wondering where you're going to have dinner tonight and when you'll be leaving. And imagine how it feels to be sitting in traffic for two hours, waiting for a ticket. But that's just one example sentence using "1st Now." There are countless others out there, each with its own humorous twist or unsettling paradox.